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BANC | Nevastă-mea îmi ia telefonul: ”Cine naiba e Alina?!”
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Atenție, dragi cititori! Bancul zilei va stârni hohote de râs. Discuția haioasă între doi soți a devenit virală.
Nevastă-mea mi-a găsit telefonul și a început să-mi citească mesajele:
– Cine dracu’ e Alina?!? zbiera ea. Și de ce scrie că i-ar plăcea să v-o trageți a 5-a oară săptămâna asta?
– Hmm… cred că a greșit numărul, dragă…
– Cum?!? Dar scrie destul de clar la final: “Te aștept cu nerăbdare, dragă Costele”. Sau nu te cheamă așa?!?
– Ba da, recunosc că e pentru mine. Dar numărul e greșit. Numărul corect este 6. A șasea oară săptămâna asta”, este bancul zilei.
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